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Movie Review: Four Christmases

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

Going into this movie I figured that there was no possible way that I could enjoy this one. I was sort of right and sort of wrong. The saving grace of this movie is Vince Vaughn and his banter with Reese Witherspoon. These two have a good on-screen chemistry, but I really wouldn’t want to see them in another movie together. That may be a weird assessment, but I’m sticking to it!

The premise of the movie is fun - Vaughn and Witherspoon are in a long-term relationship, but not married. They habitually avoid visiting their respective families during the Christmas season because they’d rather not share their family stories with each other. Why is the movie called “four” Christmases? Well, it turns out that both of their sets of parents are divorced. In other words, in order to visit their families on Christmas, Vaughn and Witherspoon have to hit four different locations in one day.

For Vaughn, he’s got an alcoholic father and two brothers who are obsessed with ultimate fighting. In fact, they’re so obsessed that they beat the hell out of his each time he comes home. Further, they mock the fact that he pursued a higher education and resent him for his increased income. The funniest part of the movie for me was when Vaughn was being bodyslammed by his brothers and his nephews come into the family room to beat him up, too. I don’t know why, but I got a kick out of that.

Vaughn’s mother left the alcoholic father to run off with someone who just wants to be friends with Vaughn again. Ahem…again. That’s right, Vaughn’s mother ran off with one of his long-time friends! The Director, Seth Gordon, does a great job of making these scenes extra awkward.

As for Witherspoon, her mother has a few sisters who are eager to jump on Vaughn when he enters the house. They’re also not shy about sharing some of Witherspoon’s more embarrassing moments from growing up including her stint at fat camp and the fact that her best friend growing up was a butch lesbian!

Witherspoon’s father, on the other hand, reports that he’s been divorced “multiple” times, but his introduction into the movie also serves to set the stage for the climax. I won’t share the outcome of the movie with you, but suffice to say that the good guys always win in the end and that holds true for this movie, too.

The bottom line is that if you’re into Christmas movies, but are more into the Bad Santa type rather than the Miracle on 34th Street type, then you’ll enjoy this movie. Given the craptastic economy, though, I suggest that you wait until this is available as a cheap rental and not an expensive trip to the movie theater.

Movie Review: Jack Frost

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

The other night I had the unfortunate opportunity to watch Jack Frost, the 1998 Christmas-themed movie about a kid and a snowman. The kicker here is that the snowman is his father reincarnated a year after his death. Intriguing, right? I didn’t think so either, but I sort of watched it anyway.

The movie starts off like any other Christmas movie - a family with its unique ups and downs, a wide-eyed child looking for something more, a parental figure who is too busy to notice some things, etc. You know the drill. Seriously, some of these haphazardly thrown together Christmas movies stick WAY too close to the generic script, but I digress. So there is the standard family that you’ll find in any Christmas movie. Michael Keaton plays the father and does a pretty good job with the role that he’s given: he’s not quite an arrogant jerk, but not quite ready to be the father figure that he needs to be…and eventually he’s the voice of a snowman. Joseph Cross plays the son and I thought he did an exceptional job, as did Kelly Preston in playing the mother.

Again, the movie starts like any other and then Keaton’s band gets a big break and he needs to be somewhere important on Christmas day. Cross gets pissed off, gives him back a magical harmonica (yep), and then Keaton dies trying to rush back to his family before Christmas.

A year goes by, life is miserable for the young kid, he builds a snowman to remind him of the one he and his Dad built a year before, he blows on the magical harmonica, the snowman is infused with his Dad’s spirit. Simple story, right? Cross finds out the snowman is his Dad and he spends the rest of the movie trying to hide this fact from the world - including his mother who now thinks that her son is nuts. If your kid was walking around talking to snowmen, you may think the same thing!

The folks who put this one together attempted to include a bunch of touching scenes throughout the movie, but most of them come off as just awkward. Even through the final scene of the movie (which I won’t be wretched enough to share here) this viewer received more of an awkward feeling than anything else. There is even one moment towards the end of the movie where the bully antagonist (because these awkwardly thrown together Christmas movies always have a bully antagonist) and the young, bright-minded protagonist become friends. Awww… I almost threw up.

If you’re a freak for Christmas and Christmas movies, then you can go ahead and watch this one, but everyone else should run away from this movie.

Book Review: Paradigm Shift - Return of the Angels

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Wow. Some history before I get into the book review. I was listening to Howard Stern on SIRIUS XM Satellite Radio one day and I heard an aspiring author talk about how he wanted Fred Norris to review his book so bad that he would be willing to pay for it. Fred obliged, accepted the money, and read a copy of the book. A few weeks went by and the author was a call-in guest to receive Fred’s review and it wasn’t the most glowing review, but any publicity is good publicity when you’re trying to sell a product!

After listening to this (and knowing that I have a network of sites that might be able to help this first time author), I e-mailed the guy and told him that I would be willing to review the book for free. The author, Harry S. Franklin, was kind enough to send me a signed copy of the book and I dove right into it. Why did I want to help out this writer? Well, I’m an aspiring writer, too, and though I can’t afford to self-publish at this point (Paradigm Shift is self-published) I would like to do that in the future.

One of the comments that I remember Fred saying on the Stern show was that there was so much going on in this book that he had to keep notes. Well, I didn’t keep notes but I do agree that there was a LOT going on. In fact, it felt more like I was reading the screenplay for a very long movie instead of a novel. As a reader, you’ll get this feeling all throughout the book as there are often events that are overly described. Sometimes it feels like the author is talking directly to a set designer so that the environment looks perfectly for a film.

I also had trouble grasping the plot changes in the book. The book is amazing as it builds in the beginning with a secret organization plotting to overthrow religion and begin a worldwide Humanist political party. After the 9/11 attacks, though, the entire leadership of this organization is wiped out and only some random members remain. One of those members puts together a hoax that fools a good portion of America into thinking that there was a real UFO in the California area. At that point, you begin to see how the paradigm shift may occur with people relaxing their religious beliefs due to worldwide belief in UFOs.

But then everything changes as the earth is invaded by alien bugs. BUGS!

As I said before, this novel reads much like a screen play as we are taken to different scenes around the world before the bug spaceships (mistaken as dead comets) hit the earth. The bugs begin spreading and reproducing and after not seeing the initial main characters in the book, they come to save the day and rescue a young woman in Florida who happens to have evidence that aliens may have been a major influence on Christianity (and by major influence, I mean they created it).

Crazy enough yet? Remember that at this point in the book, the entire world is in shock as these bug aliens have landed in some 7 or 8 different areas around the earth. And they’re not just landing in a spaceship - these are the equivalents of comets hitting the planet! Tidal waves, earthquakes, raging fires, smoke blocking out the sun, etc - it’s all taking place at the same time.

But then the paradigm shifts again as a new set of aliens comes to earth to help humans fight the bugs. It gets much more complicated from there since the new aliens are actually split into two factions - the older Sempiternals and the subservient Houmn. The book gets confusing to read at this point since the Sempiternals are often referred to simply as Houmn (since they are, but just a lot older). Why delineate a separation between the aliens? Well, because there is a fight going on among the two groups, of course!

Again, much of the story reads like a screenplay with large stretches of conversation written out only as one quote after another quote with none of the quotations specifically cited to one person. Sometimes there are more than two people in the room, too, which makes attributing the speeches an even harder job.

I began reading this book in July and only finished it two days ago. Part of the reason in the large delay between beginning and end is the length of the book. Franklin would have been better served to publish this story as a series of smaller books which could have each been more refined than this novel. There are a multitude of spelling errors throughout the book (common in self-published works) which also helped to make this story more laborious to read. But be that as it may, it was still a fun story.

My advice for Franklin would be to definitely hook-up with an editor next time around since you can tell the difference between self-published books and edited works. I’d also suggest that he scale back on the descriptions used for people, places, or things in future novels. It actually gets distracting. Also, if you’re really thinking of a movie script instead of a novel, then it might pay dividends to write a screenplay instead of a novel and try to get the movie out there as a B-level film. Honestly, I think that Paradigm Shift would be a great B-level movie - if done properly it could become a cult classic.

As a novel, though, this one was a tough read. The dialogue becomes confused very often and the reader will frequently find himself straining to read overly lengthy descriptions. The addition of spelling errors throughout adds to the weight of this book. If you’re interested in purchasing a copy for your own use, though, you can do so by visiting the official website of the book. Enjoy!