Time to Put Plaxico Out to Pasture…

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Did you hear the latest about the New York Giants’ Plaxico Burress? Apparently this dope shot himself in the leg. This idiot brings an unregistered gun to a nightclub and shoots himself in the thigh with it. What the hell type of moron is this? Some commentary from the opinion article linked above:

Burress now finds himself on the same side of the line that Jeremy Shockey ultimately found himself last year without ever pulling the trigger of a gun. Ultimately, your presence will be tolerated until your insolence is greater than your usefulness.

Maybe the Giants should have learned from other teams’ lessons. Latrell Sprewell was a soul worth saving for the Knicks until he ultimately became a cancer in his own clubhouse. There are similarities aplenty between Sprewell and Burress, right down to this: ultimately, keeping Sprewell would have meant losing something much deeper, much greater. It was one of the last smart things the Knicks did until recently.

Given the recent history of the Cowboys, why not let Plaxico out to pasture so they can snatch him up in Dallas? I’m sure the combination of an egomaniac like Terrell Owens, a punk like Plaxico Burress, an overrated quarterback like Tony Romo, and a troubled cornerback like Pacman Jones is all that the Cowboys need to return to their former prominence! Ha ha ha!!!

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3 Responses to “Time to Put Plaxico Out to Pasture…”

Jacob Spades says:

November 30, 2008 at 11:29 pm

What is it with these immature “professional” athletes?! Just goes to show that if you give a thug some money, he’ll want a bullet to go with it.
GGL says:

December 1, 2008 at 4:03 pm

Pacman Jones is a cornerback, not a wide receiver.
Joe says:

December 1, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Correction made, GGL.