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		<title>Where Do Some People Learn How To Drive?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wow! I&#8217;m glad that so many of you liked yesterday&#8217;s rant about some of the stupid people lurking around MySpace. It wouldn&#8217;t be so sad if it was true, right? I received a bunch of messages about how you liked that post and that put me in an interesting position for today since I had [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow!  I&#8217;m glad that so many of you liked yesterday&#8217;s rant about some of the stupid people lurking around MySpace.  It wouldn&#8217;t be so sad if it was true, right?  I received a bunch of messages about how you liked that post and that put me in an interesting position for today since I had so many things to write about.  I was going to write about the old lady (in her late 60&#8217;s) that I saw this morning at the Wawa who had huge fake breasts that made her look like some type of grapefruit thief, but I think I&#8217;ll write about the morons on the road this morning since it will allow me to get a little bit more steam out.</p>
<p>Anyone involved in the debacle that was central New Jersey&#8217;s morning commute today knows that it was horrendous.  The rain came down like a flood and visibility was all but nonexistent.  So what would you do in such a situation when you had to go to work in this weather?  Clearly, if you were a moron driving a white, Acura SUV this morning you would be riding everyone&#8217;s tail and swerving in and out of traffic!  Look, I don&#8217;t know what this asshole in the white Acura was trying to accomplish, but I watched in my rear view mirror as he zoomed in and out of the two lanes of traffic until he reached where I was on the road.  And then, almost unbelievably, this guy came to within less than a foot of distance between his car and mine.  Seriously!  Who does that when you&#8217;re driving in a torrential downpour?  An idiot does that, that&#8217;s who&#8230;</p>
<p>Almost as bad was this woman driving in a little Volkswagon Cabrio.  I&#8217;ve never driven a small VW so I don&#8217;t know how these things handle in that type of rain, but this woman had her emergency lights on and was cruising at about 30 miles per hour.  If I had a direct line into her car I would have said, &#8220;Hey, honey, you create more problems than you solve when you do that!&#8221;</p>
<p>Look, I understand that some people are horrified of driving in the rain.  It can be a very scary event.  In my mind, you have two scenarios when it&#8217;s torrential outside &#8211; don&#8217;t drive at all or, if you have to drive and you get caught in a monsoon, pull over and wait for it to die down.</p>
<p>But for the love of all that&#8217;s good, don&#8217;t put your blinkers on and smoothly sail away at 30 miles per hour on a major, two-lane highway when everyone around you is going at 60 &#8211; 80 miles per hour.  If you don&#8217;t &#8220;know&#8221; that doing this is going to create major problems, you probably shouldn&#8217;t have a license in the first place.</p>
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		<title>Some Thoughts on Last Night&#8217;s Lost Premiere</title>
		<link>https://www.jerseysmarts.com/2009/01/22/some-thoughts-on-last-nights-lost-premiere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Last night saw the return of ABC&#8217;s Lost and a return for ABC to good Wednesday night ratings (though FOX came out on top last night). After watching last night&#8217;s two-hour season premiere, though, I think something is very wrong with Lost&#8230;and I think it&#8217;s the creativity factor. Part of this problem lies in the [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night saw the return of ABC&#8217;s Lost and <a href="http://www.medialifemagazine.com/artman2/publish/Overnights_50/Solid_season_debut_for_ABC_s_Lost.asp"><strong>a return for ABC</strong></a> to good Wednesday night ratings (though FOX came out on top last night).  After watching last night&#8217;s two-hour season premiere, though, I think something is very wrong with Lost&#8230;and I think it&#8217;s the creativity factor.</p>
<p>Part of this problem lies in the fact that Lost creator, JJ Abrams, is no longer working on the show.  This is typical of Abrams who is getting a reputation for starting a project and then leaving before the project is completed.  I hope he doesn&#8217;t do that with Fringe on FOX because that&#8217;s becoming one of my favorite shows, too, but I digress.</p>
<p>My main problem with last night&#8217;s episode was that the creativity factor seems to be gone (or drastically reduced).  For example, Benjamin Linus is plotting to get everyone back on the island and in the midst of his plan he walks into a butcher shop and, miraculously, the butcher lady knows everything and starts talking to Ben about his plan.  What?  Then Ben runs into a problem when Hurley gets himself arrested and it seems that he cannot return to the island.  What does he do then?  He walks into a temple of some sort which happens to be where some old lady appears to be marking the movement of the island.  What?</p>
<p>Hardcore Lost fans would argue that finding out the answers to these questions is what this season will bring to the table.  I disagree.  Lost has proven that it won&#8217;t answer as many questions as it asks and with a set time frame on how many episodes are left in the series, I don&#8217;t think that the writers are creative enough to bring satisfactory conclusions to all of the open questions.  As I was texting a friend of mine last night, I&#8217;ll begin to be pleased when I know the full story of the original Hostiles who eventually became the Others.  Once we get that out of the way, I&#8217;d probably be less harsh on a random butcher lady being a key to Ben&#8217;s puzzle.</p>
<p>The writers need to be careful with the whole moving through time thing because it becomes very tiresome, very quickly.  Nobody is interested in watching a show that you have to struggle to keep up with on a variety of levels.  I&#8217;m not saying the show shouldn&#8217;t be for intelligent, quick witted audiences like Arrested Development used to be, but I am saying that the more <em>aggravating</em> thought you have to put into watching each episode, the less enjoyable watching becomes.</p>
<p>In the next episode, I need to see more about Daniel Faraday and more about how that secret room at the bottom of the island was accessed if the Asian guy who seems to be leading the Dharma Initiative didn&#8217;t instruct his team to get into the hole.  I also want to know why Faraday was at the digging site so many years before Lost takes place.  Has this guy been time traveling for a while?  Putting that out there, I have to admit that it&#8217;s getting a bit repetitive to have an abundance of questions coming out of each episode of Lost.</p>
<p>The first season of Lost has to go down as one of the best seasons of television in history.  It was dramatic, thought-provoking, interesting, and it kept you glued to your seat.  The second season dragged a little bit and the third and fourth seasons were duds for a lot of fans.  Last night&#8217;s opening episode for season five really tried to get back some of that aura that the first season had, but I don&#8217;t think it accomplished its goals.</p>
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