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		<title>An Update On My Keys And Why Updates Are Stuttering</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ugh&#8230; Yesterday, I uploaded an entry about how I lost my keys. Well, I was driving home last night thinking to myself, &#8220;Where the hell did I put my keys? I can&#8217;t believe that I lost them!&#8221; And then I remembered having them in my hand late on Sunday night. That&#8217;s good news &#8211; that [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh&#8230;  Yesterday, I uploaded an entry about how I lost my keys.  Well, I was driving home last night thinking to myself, &#8220;<a href="http://www.jerseysmarts.com/2009/08/31/lost-my-keys-unbelievable/"><strong>Where the hell did I put my keys?</strong></a>  I can&#8217;t believe that I lost them!&#8221;  And then I remembered having them in my hand late on Sunday night.  That&#8217;s good news &#8211; that means that I didn&#8217;t leave them at my old Professor&#8217;s house during dinner or in my roommate&#8217;s car.</p>
<p>As I was going home I tried to piece together more of the mystery in my mind.  The car key, specifically, was in my hand because it was bigger than the other keys.  &#8220;Why does that matter,&#8221; I thought.  I remembered I used it as a tool &#8211; it was pressing down on a small piece of metal.  &#8220;What was that piece of metal,&#8221; I thought again.  Then it hit me:  &#8220;Wait &#8211; it was something on my laptop keyboard!&#8221;</p>
<p>I remembered using the car key on my key chain to try to fix the backspace button on my laptop.  A few weeks ago the backspace button came flying off of my laptop keyboard.  Apparently, I was pressing down on it to hard and over the course of the last three years that I&#8217;ve owned this machine (best computer I&#8217;ve ever had, by the way) I managed to bend some piece of the metal that held the hinge of the key in place.  To bend the piece of metal back, I tried to use my car key so that the two hard surfaces would press against each other.</p>
<p>But as I was driving home last night, I remembered that my car key was too big for this job and that I had to go into my desk drawer to get a small tool.  In my desk drawer I have a plastic box where I put my stuff so I can avoid the drawer turning into your typical &#8220;junk drawer.&#8221;  Some of you may know where this is heading at this point in the story&#8230;</p>
<p>I finally got home from work last night, went up to my desk, opened the drawer, opened the plastic box, and guess what was looking back at me?  That&#8217;s right &#8211; my keys.  I guess in the heat of the moment when I was fixing my backspace button (which I DID fix and which works wonderfully now), I just dropped my keys into that plastic box and thought nothing of it.</p>
<p>As Homer Simpson would say, &#8220;D&#8217;oh!&#8221;</p>
<p>Anyway, I know that some of the entries on this blog are coming up days past when they should have been uploaded.  That&#8217;s my fault.  Many of you know that I tend to write a lot of these entries days in advance unless something ridiculous pops up (like losing my keys), in which case I take the scheduled update and push it out to a further date.  Well, lately I&#8217;ve been hitting the &#8220;Save Draft&#8221; button in WordPress instead of the &#8220;Publish&#8221; button and I couldn&#8217;t tell you why.  I&#8217;m in the process of fixing that oversight on my part, so updates should run more fluently from now on.  I&#8217;ve had an update on this blog everyday since I merged JerseySmarts.com and Joe&#8217;s Journal in November 2008 and I don&#8217;t plan on breaking the streak any time soon!</p>
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