I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I do plan on seeing it once I get back from my trip to Nashville later this week. I did see the earlier movies, though, and I have been impressed at how the movies are maturing much like the books matured.

At the same time, I don’t think that the people behind the movie had much of a choice – what with all of the main actors all entering their late teens and early twenties! Anyway, here is some more information on the movie from the Los Angeles Times:

After muggles packed the midnight shows, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” quickly slowed down at the box office and resembled, well, the last “Potter” movie.

The sixth film in the Warner Bros. series based on the bestselling books sold a studio-estimated $159.7 million worth of tickets in the U.S. from Wednesday through Sunday, exactly $20 million more than the last installment, “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,” did in its first five days in July 2007.

About $11 million of that difference can be attributed to the nearly 8% rise in ticket prices from 2007, according to data from the National Assn. of Theatre Owners. The other $9 million came from midnight shows Wednesday, when “Half-Blood Prince” earned $22.2 million. “Order of the Phoenix,” by contrast, earned $12 million from midnight shows when it also debuted on a Wednesday.

Pretty crazy, huh? I need to make a movie that brings in $400 million worldwide in a matter of five days!

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

Ha ha ha!!! Who shits in a library book?!

The “FML” at the end of each quip is the person saying “Fuck My Life!” If you go to the site, you’ll see that there are two options for the readers to vote on the various FMLs – either you can tell the person that their life really is fucked (in other words, whatever they’re writing about really is a shitty situation) or you can tell them that they deserve what they had coming to them. For example, this person deserved what they had coming to them:

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo’s name is Kanga, and why her son’s name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn’t until today. I’m 47. FML

See? Who couldn’t figure that out?

You also have the option of writing a comment on the post and it appears that some people really get into some back and forth spats in the comments. Anyway, here are some other quips from the site that I got a kick out of:

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

Today, my little cousin came to visit my family. I haven’t seen him in a while so I figured he missed me. Thinking so, I tried to hug him. While going in for the hug, he punched me in the balls and called me a faggot. FML

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I’d “killed her nose”. FML

Go over and check out the site – I guarantee that you’ll enjoy it!

Apparently trying to explain what went wrong, Jon said, “I was too passive. I just let her rule the roost and do whatever she wanted to do, and went along with everything, and now I finally stood up on my own two feet, and I’m proud of myself.”

And then this one from Kate:

Rather, they attributed the failure of their marriage to difficulties in communication. “Jon has a lot of anger towards me, and I would love to discuss it with him, and he won’t talk to me,” said Kate, adding, “I don’t know he knows what he wants.”

And then this final piece from Jon:

“I wasn’t always the greatest communicator,” Jon said. “I do have feelings as well….I’m hurt by all of this, but I’m excited and hurt by this at the same time. I have a new chapter in my life. I’m only 32 years old [Kate is 34]. I really don’t know what’s going to happen.”

I could write forever about these quotes, but because I take little-to-no interest in the show, I won’t bother to go to great lengths. Let me tell you what I read out of each of these quotes.

The first quote tells me that this guy Jon felt trapped in his relationship. In the grand scheme of things, the truth is that this guy became the father to a whole bunch of kids at an incredibly young age. In the year 2009, it’s an extreme rarity to find a 32 year old guy with 8 kids. Sure, I want to have a lot of kids, but not at this stage in the game!

The second quote tells me that Kate is a bit out there. Jon doesn’t have anger towards Kate, I think this guy has anger (and a deep anger) to his position in life. Which brings me to the third quote, which, I think, gets us down to the heart of the matter. Jon says, “I have a new chapter in my life. I’m only 32 years old. I really don’t know what’s going to happen.” Let me stress when he says, “I’m only 32 years old.”

That’s right, damn it! The guy is only 32 years old! Look, I’m not saying that 32 year old guys shouldn’t be fathers – in fact I believe that one’s late 20’s into their early 30’s is probably the right time to start a family in today’s society. However, studies continue to show that as time goes on, men want to get married later in life and women want to get married earlier. When I was doing the fraternity advising, I would consistently see guys who were so wrapped up in their girlfriends that they missed out on the “real world” that was going on around them. The sad thing is that after three or four years of being whipped, most of those guys wound up breaking up with their girlfriends and realized, too late, that they were being trapped by the girl because she wanted to be married.

This is what I think happened to Jon. He must have been so wrapped up with Kate that she either convinced him to get married or he thought that if he didn’t get married, she would leave. The guy got married at the age of 22 – that’s VERY YOUNG in today’s world!

In any event, I think you get my stance on this situation. These two had a gigantic family at a very young age and Jon – like most guys in his situation would have done – had to get out of the marriage. It’s probably the healthiest thing to do. The guy never got a chance to date different women in his adult life, he never had the chance to spend quality time with his guy friends, he never even had the chance to be a young adult that wasn’t committed to Kate. That’s what drove the guys insane! If Kate feels there is anger there, it’s because Jon is probably starting to realize all of this for the first time (as he suggests in his first quote). Maybe if they only had 2 or 3 kids, things would be different since he could be more flexible with his time, but 8 kids?! Come on…

I’m sure Jon has been no angel in this situation, but I don’t know what a typical woman’s stance would be. I hope the kids are well taken care of and who knows – maybe after spending a few years being a single guy, Jon will go back to Kate having finally matured enough to the point where he’s ready for a gigantic family.

All I know is that I still won’t watch this show!