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		<title>Reviewing the Vice-Presidential Debate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Here we go again&#8230; You guys know the drill. The biased media has already claimed that Senator Joe Biden won this debate in a landslide. And, in a weird twist, they&#8217;ve decided that by not goofing up, Governor Palin &#8220;won&#8221; her end of the debate. In other words, by not being bad she was being [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here we go again&#8230;  You guys know the drill.  The biased media has already claimed that Senator Joe Biden won this debate in a landslide.  And, in a weird twist, they&#8217;ve decided that by not goofing up, Governor Palin &#8220;won&#8221; her end of the debate.  In other words, by not being bad she was being good.</p>
<p>Does that make any sense?</p>
<p>Yet another reason why you can&#8217;t trust a damn thing you read or hear from the media these days.  I had a different view of the debate altogether.</p>
<p>First, I think that each candidate won, but in different areas.  For example, Palin was much more likable while Biden was much more of a diplomat.  Palin was more down to earth while Biden was more or less the typical Washington insider.  Yet Biden appeared to know more on the issues while Palin appeared to only look at the big picture stance on them.  What the biased media cannot understand is how each of these stances is a win for the respective candidates.</p>
<p>Palin needed to appear informed on the issues in order to rally the Republican base.  She did that.  Biden needed to stay away from him common gaffes to energize the Obama campaign.  Mission accomplished.  That&#8217;s <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/10042008/postopinion/editorials/the_lies_biden_told_132104.htm"><strong>not to say that everything Senator Biden put out there was fact,</strong></a> because it certainly wasn&#8217;t, but he did manage to stay away from sticking his foot in his mouth.</p>
<p>All in all, I thought the debate was oddly reserved and yet pleasantly collegial.  There were no severe barbs thrown between the two candidates as each was carefully treading historic ground.  A bit too bland for my liking.  <a href="http://www.sltrib.com/entertainment/ci_10637019"><strong>Hey, did you know that nearly 70 million people watched the debate the other night?</strong></a>  Amazing.  Now the stage is set for McCain vs. Obama 2 on Tuesday night.  McCain won the first debate and he needs to hit a homerun in order to move the polls in his direction.</p>
<p>Yet at this point with Obama up in all of the polls one has to wonder whether or not it even matters how well Senator McCain performs in the final two debates.  He can knock it out of the park both nights and the media will still crown Obama the winner and the popular support will still go in his direction.  Is this race still a winnable one for McCain?</p>
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		<title>Lost My F*cking Pedometer</title>
		<link>https://www.jerseysmarts.com/2006/10/17/lost-my-fcking-pedometer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A few months ago I bought a pedometer to see how many steps I walk in a day, week, month, etc. I figured it would be a fun little thing to have and just something interesting to monitor. Well, being a schmuck, I had to buy the $25 pedometer as opposed to the $10 one. [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few months ago I bought a pedometer to see how many steps I walk in a day, week, month, etc.  I figured it would be a fun little thing to have and just something interesting to monitor.</p>
<p>Well, being a schmuck, I had to buy the $25 pedometer as opposed to the $10 one.  I don&#8217;t really know what the difference is between the two, but that didn&#8217;t matter at the time.  So I started wearing the pedometer and it was cool to see how many steps you take in a day or how many steps you take when you&#8217;re just walking around the mall (by the way &#8211; you take a LOT of steps walking around the mall!).  I also wore it to the gym so I could see how many steps I took during a typical session on the treadmill.  All of this was very interesting.</p>
<p>But the stupid pedometer had a habit of flopping open all the time so I was constantly locking it back into place.  That wasn&#8217;t really annoying, but it was aggravating to have to do that all of the time.  Also, it was a pain in the ass to always have to remember to put the thing on when I was just walking around my apartment or lounging.</p>
<p>Anyway, I got out of my car in Newark today and as I was walking towards the building I was going to, I felt down to the pedometer and the fucking thing wasn&#8217;t there!  The shell of it was there (that is, the piece that locks it into place), but the actual pedometer was gone.  I figured that it was in my car since it has a habit of popping off in the car.  Nope.</p>
<p>I lost the damn thing.  That&#8217;s $25 that I pretty much just threw into the street somewhere.  Fucking fantastic.  The moral of the story here, kiddies, is to not buy expensive trinkets if they are too small to keep an eye on and especially if you&#8217;re going to attach them in a manner that allows them to easily be lost.</p>
<p>Stupid pedometer&#8230;</p>
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