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		<title>Enjoy A Really Creepy Commercial to Celebrate Thanksgiving This Year!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 16:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Good morning everyone and Happy Thanksgiving! This year, I thought that I&#8217;d share a creepy Folgers coffee commercial that I can&#8217;t believe was approved to make it to air. I&#8217;ve seen this commercial on several occasions in the last week and it just played on the television next to my laptop, thus this entry. Go [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good morning everyone and Happy Thanksgiving!  This year, I thought that I&#8217;d share a creepy Folgers coffee commercial that I can&#8217;t believe was approved to make it to air.  I&#8217;ve seen this commercial on several occasions in the last week and it just played on the television next to my laptop, thus this entry.  Go ahead, take a look at the supposed-to-be-sentimental commercial below and then scroll down to read some of my very brief thoughts on this debacle.</p>
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<p>Did you notice how the brother really didn&#8217;t know how to react around the 37 second mark?  You would think one of the dopes at Folgers would have noticed the actors reaction and thought, &#8220;Hmmm&#8230; that doesn&#8217;t look right.&#8221;  That is, of course, unless the director of this commercial is into creepy familial relations.  Gross.</p>
<p>Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving!</p>
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		<title>Ban Idiots, Not Cell Phone Users</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[At some point in the first few weeks of January I bookmarked an article on FOXNews.com that bothered me for a few reasons. The article, &#8220;Ban Cell Phones While Driving, Safety Council Says,&#8221; talks about how the congressionally chartered National Safety Council wants to ban cell phone usage from all drivers while they are driving. [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At some point in the first few weeks of January I bookmarked an article on FOXNews.com that bothered me for a few reasons.  The article, <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479186,00.html"><strong>&#8220;Ban Cell Phones While Driving, Safety Council Says,&#8221;</strong></a> talks about how the congressionally chartered National Safety Council wants to ban cell phone usage from all drivers while they are driving.  I&#8217;m sorry, but this is just ridiculous.</p>
<p>I was (and still am) annoyed that we can no longer just put the phone to our ear while driving in New Jersey, but I started using a headset.  By the way, the reason why I&#8217;m still annoyed by this stupid, overreaching law is because almost every police officer I drive by on the road has a phone jammed into his ear, but the &#8220;do as I say, not as I do&#8221; thing is topic for a different entry.</p>
<p>Like many other drivers in New Jersey, I started using a headset and driving with the headset on isn&#8217;t that bad!  However, the Safety Council suggests the following:</p>
<blockquote><p>Froetscher said the council examined more than 50 scientific studies before reaching its decision. One was a study by the Harvard Center for Risk Analysis that estimates 6 percent of vehicle crashes, causing about 2,600 deaths and 12,000 serious injuries a year, are attributable to cell phone use. Hands-free cell phones are just as risky as hand held phones, she added.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but there have got to be additional reasons for these accidents.  An it&#8217;s time that Americans stop refraining from telling the truth &#8211; sometimes you get really, really stupid people behind the wheel of a car and their own stupidity is part of the reason why they get into accidents.  If you&#8217;re drinking a cup of coffee, flipping through the newspaper, and talking on a cell phone all at the same time, then guess what?  You should be focusing on driving!  If you&#8217;re a young driver who is skittish on the road as it is, then guess what?  You shouldn&#8217;t be on a cell phone!  If you have problems focusing on one or two issues at a time, then guess what?  You shouldn&#8217;t be on a cell phone!</p>
<p>In the mean time, those people who have mastered multitasking and understand that even if you can manage to do five things at once, YOU SHOULDN&#8217;T may eventually be stuck with the inability to use their cell phones while driving.  It&#8217;s ridiculous that we legislate to the least among us as opposed to asking for some personal responsibility from all among us.</p>
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