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		<title>Enjoy Memorial Day Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 13:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The unofficial start of summer is upon us. For those of you traveling on this weekend, have a safe and fun trip. And for those of you who are traveling to the lovely northern Jersey Shore region, please don&#8217;t be pains in the asses. Let&#8217;s start this season off on a good note, okay? 🙂 [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The unofficial start of summer is upon us.  For those of you traveling on this weekend, have a safe and fun trip.  And for those of you who are traveling to the lovely northern Jersey Shore region, please don&#8217;t be pains in the asses.  Let&#8217;s start this season off on a good note, okay?</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m not kidding.  Don&#8217;t suck.</p>
<p>Everyone have a safe and fun Memorial Day Weekend!</p>
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		<title>Second Snow Day in a Row</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Call it being extra conservative, but I&#8217;ve taken a second snow day in a row. I&#8217;m not sure about all of Monmouth County, but in the development where I live the main roads are still not drivable. Oh sure, our cul-de-sac is fine and I could drive circles around it all day. However, the main [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Call it being extra conservative, but I&#8217;ve taken a second snow day in a row.  I&#8217;m not sure about all of Monmouth County, but in the development where I live the main roads are still not drivable.  Oh sure, our cul-de-sac is fine and I could drive circles around it all day.  However, the main road of our development which the cul-de-sac feeds in to is abysmal.  I don&#8217;t understand why the maintenance team would be sure that the cul-de-sacs are okay to drive on, but the main roads are not.  Isn&#8217;t that some type of useless?</p>
<p>As if this wasn&#8217;t bad enough, last night&#8217;s deep freeze has rendered those snow covered roads to be ice covered.  Great&#8230;</p>
<p>When you put all of this together with the fact that I&#8217;m now driving a Honda Civic instead of a Chevrolet Blazer, you can see why I&#8217;m more restrained about making the hour long trek across New Jersey from Tinton Falls to Trenton.  Ain&#8217;t happening today.</p>
<p>And let&#8217;s be real &#8211; I definitely do not get paid enough to put my safety on the line to get to an office where my work is more &#8220;appreciated&#8221; than valued.  Seriously.  If I had a dollar for every time someone said thank you or that they appreciated my work, I&#8217;d double my salary!  I don&#8217;t want to start down that path right now, though&#8230;</p>
<p>So I&#8217;ll be working from home again today while the folks in this development try to dislodge their heads from their asses and figure out how to make the main road drivable!</p>
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