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Posts Tagged ‘website’
Monday, January 18th, 2010
Are you SO excited?! No? Well, you should be! Yesterday marked the four year anniversary of Usable Web Solutions, LLC’s formation in the great state of New Jersey. On January 17, 2006 – after months of planning and, frankly, plotting – I filed for incorporation for Usable Web Solutions, LLC. For those of you that don’t know, Usable Web Solutions, LLC is the small business that I own. We specialize in providing solutions to small businesses, start-up organizations, and nonprofit groups. Starting this company was my way of taking my hobby and turning it into a revenue generating venture.
And now, after four years of owning a small website company in New Jersey, I’ve decided to share just a few pearls of wisdom that I’ve picked up from the last few years. For those of you who are looking to start your own businesses, maybe this information may come in helpful.
- The Competition Will Lie.Since the economy went south in the last year and a half I’ve learned that the competition – even for a small website company like mine – will do whatever it takes to steal away your business. In my line of work this translates to: No web designer will ever give any credit to any other web designer – ever! And it’s the truth!
I’ve found that no matter how great, how near-perfect, or how absolutely outstanding a website that you create for a client, some huckster will try to convince that client that you’ve done a shitty job and that they could do a much better job. I’ve been diligent in fighting back against the hucksters which relatively few of my clients have come into contact with (thank God it’s relatively few of them). What always gets me over in the end is the fact that I’m completely truthful and up front with my clients.
When a huckster says that they can get my client to be the top result in Google searches, I explain to them how they do this by using AdWords and buying the advertisements above certain search results. And then I show my clients the real price to buy these types of ads (dirt cheap) and they compare those prices to what the hucksters try to sell them and they are floored by the difference every single time. These hucksters come in trying to sell advertising packages worth thousands of dollars when, in reality, the service that they “provide” can cost my client nothing more than a few minutes of time and less than $100 each month. Remarkable.
- The State Takes Their Pound of Flesh. Each year I have to pay the State of New Jersey $50 so I can be in “good standing.” I’m not sure why I have to make this payment, but I have to make it every year. None of my company’s contact information ever changes and I have no tax obligations to the state, yet I have to make this payment every year. I don’t have the time to attempt to figure out the State of New Jersey, but I invite you to have a wonderful time trying to understand why I have to make this payment…
- Most Clients Don’t “Get” My Company’s Services. Believe it or not, I actually turn away quite a bit of new business. My reasons for turning away new business usually have to do with my personal and professional time constraints, but sometimes it has to do with sensing a bad thing coming…
You see, after four years of owning and operating this company it has become very apparent to me that most people don’t understand the difference between a web design and maintenance firm and a “go to guy” for all computer-related problems. For example, I have a client that calls me once every two or three months to tell me that their e-mail doesn’t work. And, every two or three months, I remotely check their e-mail servers and, invariably, they are perfectly fine. Then I go on to tell them that they probably have (another) virus on their computer and that they should call a computer repair person if they can’t get the virus off of the system themselves. I’m a website guy, not a computer repair guy!
Other times I get clients that want me to do advanced software programming to make their companies integrate better with their websites – I have no idea how to do that stuff! Those are not the type of services that I offer.
- Typically, Friends Are the Worst Clients. I’m blessed to have a great deal of friends and professional networks to tap into if an occasion to do so ever comes up. However, I’ve learned that when friends or professional acquaintances come to me to be their “web guy,” it usually will end in a friendly “parting of ways” after about a year. The problem, as I suggest in the point above, is that my friends and professional associations tend to think that I am going to be more than just a web designer for them because we have that outside relationship.
Unfortunately, just because I know someone outside of my website company doesn’t mean that I’ve acquired new skills that I will use to their benefit! I offer a price break to those friends and professional associates that choose to engage my web company’s services, but I simply cannot offer services that I don’t know how to do – no matter what my relationship is with the client.
- Some People Are Just Deadbeats. Sometimes you have a deadbeat client and you have to face that fact. You may not want to admit that your buddy or a friend of a friend is a deadbeat, but if they don’t pay their bills on time and they make your life a living hell just to have them meet their contractual obligations then guess what – they’re a deadbeat. I have two or three deadbeat clients that I’m looking to spin off in the coming year. I have to get rid of them – they’re just more trouble than they’re worth and they take time away from my paying clients and new clients that will likely be better to work with than they are…
The final thing that I’ve learned over the last four years is that as long as I keep a day job (which I intend to always keep!), I can’t run Usable Web Solutions, LLC by myself. Thankfully, I have two paid consultants that I can farm different types of work out to when the need arises. I also have two or three other consultants that I can engage on a case-by-case basis.
Here’s to four more great years of Usable Web Solutions, LLC!
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Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
As some of you may have continued to notice, there are more changes here at JerseySmarts.com. First, the header is now changed to a three part design with the site’s button-style logo on the far left, a set picture of the steps leading up the path at my Mom’s house in the middle as well as a graphical representation of the site’s name, and an advertisement in the far right. You’ll notice the “Joe’s Journal at JerseySmarts.com” name has been shortened to just “JerseySmarts.com.” Hey, that’s the name of the site – no reason to beat around the bush, right?
I’ve also darkened the background on which you are reading right now. For those of you that liked the brighter white background, I’m sorry – it just hurt my eyes too much so I had to change it. Chances are I spend a lot more time on this website that most of the readers so I have to be sure that simply looking at the website doesn’t bother me!
I’m always looking for new ideas, so let me know if you have any thoughts. Right now I think the site is somewhat boring in its approach, but that’s because I’m not currently integrating pictures and other multimedia into the various entries. That should be changing soon. Also, I have some graphics that I’ll be adding to the sidebar sooner or later (for example, the link to my Facebook pictures). I’m debating whether or not to even keep the Google image gallery, so I can’t guarantee that the Google images link will reappear.
Frankly, I wanted to do these revisions to JerseySmarts.com in November, right around the one year anniversary of merging JerseySmarts.com and Joe’s Journal. However, sometimes you just have to act on the momentum in your head and make the changes while you’re motivated!
Again, I’m always open to your thoughts and ideas, so please feel free to send them over.
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Sunday, October 25th, 2009
Do not be alarmed, there are some minor design format changes and overall revisions coming to JerseySmarts.com. The first thing that you’ll see is the difference in the body of the website. The next task is to reorganize the header of the website and find a way to upload the new one that I created without making a complete mess of the situation. I’m also going to be removing some of the advertisements from the website as, after a year of running certain programs, I’ve earned no revenue from them whatsoever. There’s no reason for me to clog up my blog with advertising programs that just aren’t working, you know?
But hang in there, I don’t think that there will be any major changes besides going back to a 2 column format for the time being (which is really a revision being made to the core design of the blog for better use with Facebook). Let me know if you have any questions, comments, or concerns as I work out some of the kinks. Thanks!
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Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
Yahoo! is shutting down its free website service – GeoCities. For those of you that don’t know, GeoCities is/was one of the oldest free website companies on the internet. It was a website system that tried to build “communities” of different web pages which had similar themes. For example, many of you know that I started creating websites with a personal homepage called The Balrog’s Lair. At the time I started it (sophomore year of high school, I think) I was a huge wrestling fan and I intended to write some type of wrestling stuff on that homepage. As such, I was categorized in the “sports and recreation” neighborhood which was titled, “Colosseum.” In fact, the URL of my first web page was www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Track/5869/ Pretty unique, huh?
Literally thousands of young web entrepreneurs started out with free websites built at GeoCities. Most of us, of course, started on the site when it was privately owned. However, after a number of years (and a healthy number of subscribers), the entire system was sold to Yahoo and things went downhill from there. Yahoo cut the amount of bandwidth allowed to users and immediately instituted a pay-for-service option that gave the user essentially what they used to have for free. Lucky for me, it was around this time that I started dabbling in the actual purchase of domain names and hosting packages to manage my web needs.
Yahoo also shortened the URLs (which may have been best for everyone involved), but they shortened them to your user id. I don’t think that I hide my name from anyone on this blog, but I didn’t want my wrestling website to become geocities.com/jpalazzolo. How weird would that be?
Anyway, here is the message I received from Yahoo about the closing of GeoCities:
Very sad. Hopefully, someone will come along and try to buy the GeoCities asset from Yahoo and breathe some new life into this once great service for young web entrepreneurs and people who were just looking for a little place of their own online.
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Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
Big thanks go out to my buddy Brian for sending me the link to FMyLife.com. The “F” stands for fuck and, as you might surmise, the website focuses on people saying that their life sucks – in other words, “Fuck My Life!” The website is basically filled with user-generated content about shitty situations in a person’s life. For example, I came across this one a while ago (and I couldn’t stop laughing):
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Ha ha ha!!! Who shits in a library book?!
The “FML” at the end of each quip is the person saying “Fuck My Life!” If you go to the site, you’ll see that there are two options for the readers to vote on the various FMLs – either you can tell the person that their life really is fucked (in other words, whatever they’re writing about really is a shitty situation) or you can tell them that they deserve what they had coming to them. For example, this person deserved what they had coming to them:
Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo’s name is Kanga, and why her son’s name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn’t until today. I’m 47. FML
See? Who couldn’t figure that out?
You also have the option of writing a comment on the post and it appears that some people really get into some back and forth spats in the comments. Anyway, here are some other quips from the site that I got a kick out of:
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, my little cousin came to visit my family. I haven’t seen him in a while so I figured he missed me. Thinking so, I tried to hug him. While going in for the hug, he punched me in the balls and called me a faggot. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I’d “killed her nose”. FML
Go over and check out the site – I guarantee that you’ll enjoy it!
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