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The Minnesota Bridge Collapse

Posted in United States Politics at 7:41 pm by Joe No Comments »

What a disaster this thing is, huh? Who would have thunk that a bridge would collapse during rush hour? Worse yet - the startling revelation that most of the bridges in the United States are “structurally deficient” is horrible!

Here is a situation that should have no political strings attached to it (although some lunatics swear that the bridge collapsing is President Bush’s fault). Our Congress needs to act - now - to repair the nation’s bridges and to ensure the safety of our highways.

One of the things that makes me sick about the highway system is that the government will swear up and down that using the highway system is a privilege that we can opt not to use or that can be taken away (ask anyone who has had their license suspended). Well, if this is a privilege, then why are our taxes (which we cannot opt out of) not used to fix the damn things like they’re supposed to? It’s disgusting.

The Fatal, Foolish Mistakes of the Nex-Gen Systems

Posted in Entertainment at 7:41 pm by Joe No Comments »

Since I’ve been doing research lately on finding a good “next generation” video game system to buy, I thought that I would offer some comments on my findings (so far).

First of all, good luck trying to figure out which nex-gen system is for you. Not only are all three systems great in their own ways, but they are cleverly marketed to make you think certain things about them. For example, the XBox 360 is marketed as a wireless system. And this is true, in terms of peripherals. But the XBox 360 does NOT support wireless internet unless you buy an additional $90 adapter. I know people that have been fooled into thinking that “wireless” meant “wi-fi” - it does not.

The Nintendo Wii, on the other hand, has wi-fi pre-installed in the system. So for the base $250 price, you get to access a wireless internet connection. If you are looking to use a wired connection, you need to buy an additional $40 adapter for the Wii.

I admit, I’m not really looking at purchasing a PS3 so I don’t have much to tell about it. What I can report, though, is that I have been to a bazillion stores in the last few days/weeks and none of them have a Wii while all of them have both XBox 360s and PlayStation 3 systems.

Which brings me to the core system stuff. XBox 360 couldn’t be more confusing to understand. Don’t expect to go to the store and simply buy one of these systems. No. There is the “core” system which retails for about $279.99. My hunch is that this system is priced to go head-to-head with the Wii. The problem is that the core system doesn’t have any of the stuff that makes the XBox 360 fun! For example, if you want the high-definition experience, you have to buy the VERY expensive cables in addition to the core system. And there is no storage unit that comes along with the core system.

But have no fear, XBox 360 also comes in a regular system (sometimes called the “Pro”). This is the core system along with high-definition cables, a 20 GB storage unit, a headset, and an ethernet cable (remember, with XBox 360 you need to plug into an internet connection unless you buy the additional $90 wi-fi adapter). This version goes for around $350.

Oh wait, there’s more. Now there is something called the “Elite” system. This is pretty much the same as the “Pro” or regular system, but it has an HDMI output, comes in a black case, and a 120 GB storage system (who needs so much storage?!). This system goes for about $479 or so. Oh, and if the HDMI output is what you’re looking for, then the Elite system is definitely the way to go…unless you wait a few more months when all of the “Pro” units will also have HDMI outputs.

Get all of that? Good.

In terms of the Nintendo Wii and various versions of it…there is only one. When you pick up a Wii console box in the store, it’s the same Wii in there all over the world. Granted, the Wii doesn’t have 1080i or 1080p support, high definition support, and you can’t play DVDs on the system. There are rumors that a future build of the Wii will incorporate all of these luxuries, but I like to deal in realities and the reality is that none of these are currently available in any Wii that you can buy in the store.

The main problem with the Wii? You can’t get one!

I don’t know what Nintendo is trying to prove by not producing a bunch of these things and getting them out there on the market, but the truth is that they are really hurting themselves. I understand that when the system was introduced months and months ago, there weren’t enough units available to meet demand. This is simple enough to understand - the system was expected to be a flop! But it wasn’t. In fact, it is the fastest selling nex-gen system in the United States (though XBox 360, having been released a full year earlier than Wii, has sold more units).

But the damn Wii was put on the market last November! There is absolutely no reason why Nintendo couldn’t have pumped out an additional 2 - 3 million units over the last 9 months. That’s basic business knowledge. However, it’s rather obvious that the shortage of Wii units on the market give the console that “must have” feeling…but with a ton of reports that the shortage will continue through the Christmas Holidays, Wii could literally be digging its own grave by trying to keep its console as an elusive must-have product.

So the fatal, foolish flaws of the XBox 360 are extremely high pricing, extremely high repair needs (and rude customer service - thank you Microsoft), and too many console options. The foolish flaws of Wii are the fact that you still can’t get one even 9 months after its launch and the main “guts” of the machine aren’t ready for a 2007 - 2008 consumer electronics market (no high-def or surround sound capability). And PS3? Hahaha! Well, besides the fact that no one is buying this thing, the price is just outrageous and there are almost no games for it. And the games that DO exist for the console are priced at around $60, which is $10 to $20 more than the competitors.

At this point, I’m looking to get a Wii, but if the ridiculous “shortage” problem stays in effect for the next few weeks, then the XBox 360 might be the way to go. Stay tuned to find out!

Barry Bonds and his Home Run Record

Posted in Idiots, Morons, & Fools, Sports at 12:02 am by Joe No Comments »

Listen, I don’t really care about the home run race nor do I give a crap about Barry Bonds and his steroid case. If you look at the facts of the case - which is, admittedly, still pending - it’s obvious that this man took “performance enhancing drugs.” Just look at the before and after pictures of him. You don’t have to be a genius to figure this stuff out, folks.

So does Barry Bonds get an asterisk next to his name in the history books? I don’t care. He’s already got the asterisk in the court of public opinion and that’s what matters more. The man had an advantage that Hank Aaron did not have and he used that advantage to put himself on top of the home run list.

Honestly, it doesn’t matter. A-Rod is going to eclipse Bonds in a few years anyway!

Treo 700p for Sale on eBay!

Posted in Computers & Internet at 8:15 pm by Joe No Comments »

For those of you who may be interested in buying a “smartphone” (and accessories) on eBay at a ridiculously reduced price, you’ll want to check out my latest eBay auction where I’m selling my Treo 700p!

The software upgrades for the phone have pretty much taken away all of the problems that I had with it, so you should be good to go!

Enjoy!

Investment Tips for 2007…

Posted in Jokes & Humor at 10:35 am by Joe No Comments »

Another funny e-mail from my Mom - I got a good laugh out of this, maybe you will, too!

Maybe I shouldn’t give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally …

9. Victoria ’s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBang Bang

:-)



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