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Paris Hilton is an Idiot

Okay, so I’m a few weeks late on this one. Paris Hilton is a complete and total moron. This stupid dunce walks into a courtroom 20 minutes late for a probation violation hearing and expects to NOT go to jail?

Hey you stupid idiots out there - welcome to the real world! In New Jersey, when you get pulled over you get 5 tickets because the cop knows that 4 of them will be dropped and the township will get a hefty fine from you. In essence, you become a fundraiser for the township. That’s everyday life for everyday Americans. And so help you God if you show up to that courtroom late or if you give any lip to the judge or the cop - your ass is done.

What the hell makes you think that you’re any different? Oooo, paparazzi follow you around with your stupid cocked-eye and your man-chin. Oooo…you’re going to get a bunch of hotels when the time comes. Big deal! You’re an idiot!

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2 Responses to “Paris Hilton is an Idiot”

  1. dave says:

    i see you love Paris..

  2. Joe says:

    She angers me…

    She deserves her popularity like an anorexic deserves to skip a meal.

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