Can anyone out there really believe the stupidity and arrogance of Don Imus? This stupid bastard - who by all accounts really does have an ill attitude towards people of color and women - goes about his business by calling some of the best young female athletes in New Jersey (and North America) nappy headed hos!?! What the fuck sense does that make?

First of all, the term “nappy headed” insinuates that all of the girls on the team are black - which is just untrue. Second, none of those girls have nappy hair! And third - who in their right fucking mind has the term “nappy headed” in their OWN head when looking for an adjective to describe a black person? I mean good Lord, Imus…what the hell is wrong with you?

And then to go and call a group of Rutgers female basketball players “hos” is just stupid. Seriously. If you’re looking to call some random girl a ho, then just go to the local hooker and call her what she is, but to call a group of girls who took second place in the NCAA tournament “hos” is fucking ludicrous!

Don Imus is a complete moron and a stupid scumbag of a racist. He doesn’t deserve to be on the airwaves any more and he doesn’t deserve to be a public figure any more.

NOW…

Imus is not the only asshole in this matter. Those hypocritical activists (Al Sharpton anyone?) who made it their mission to get Imus fired are just as big of a bunch of assholes as Imus is. Granted, Imus couldn’t keep his mouth shut after he apologized, but any rational thinking person needs to wonder when an “activist” becomes (for lack of a better term right now) a terrorist when they continue to terrorize a person after they apologize for saying or doing something stupid.

In other words, if you said something outlandish and sincerely apologized for it, at what point do the people asking you to apologize have to accept your apology and put their picket signs home? At what point do they say, “Ok, I accept your apology. Please be more intelligent in the future.”? Not that Imus deserved that level of respect because he’s a jerk, but it’s something that everyone needs to keep in mind…

At some point an apology has got to count. Right?

I received the following information about comedian Paul Mecurio performing in North and South Jersey:

Comedian Paul Mecurio will be in New Jersey for a string of performances at Rascals Comedy Club in Montclair, April 12-15 and Rascals in Cherry Hill, May 3-5. Paul took an interesting route to becoming a comedian, beginning his career on Wall Street as a mergers and acquisitions lawyer and moonlighting in the clubs. Now with an Emmy and Peabody award under his belt for his work as a writer and performer on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Paul regularly headlines comedy clubs across the country. He’s had his own Comedy Central Presents half-hour special and has made numerous TV appearances including Late Night with Conan O’Brien, The Late Show on CBS, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Shorties Watching Shorties, and many others. You can hear Paul regularly on The Bob and Tom Radio Show dolling out advice on how public figures can improve their images as the “Image Makeover Guy.”

Check out www.paulmecurio.com for archived Image Makeover segments and videos, including live footage from his stand-up and clips from appearances on The Daily Show and VH1. If you’re interested in hearing more about, oh say, breastfeeding a man-child, the Hilton Sisters, and Paul’s idea for drive-through maternity clinics, head on over and check them out and don’t forget to be friends at www.myspace.com/paulmecurio! Complete show details are below:

Paul @ Rascals Comedy Club in Montclair, NJ
Thursday, April 12 - Sunday, April 15
Shows: Thurs. 8:30pm, Fri. 8:30pm & 10pm, Sat. 8pm, 10pm & 11:30pm, Sun. 8pm
501 Bloomfield Ave, Montclair, NJ
973-744-3711, www.rascalscomedyclub.com

Paul @ Rascals Comedy Club in Cherry Hill, NJ
Thursday, May 3 - Saturday, May 5
Shows: Thurs. 8:30pm, Fri. 8:30pm & 10:45pm, Sat. 8pm & 10:30pm
Crown Plaza/Cherry Hill - 2349 Route 70 East
856-662-9200, www.rascalscomedyclub.com

Just trying to keep you all updated!

I received the following e-mail that I thought I should pass on to my New Jersey readers:

Congressman Robert Andrews (D-NJ) has conducted a sham certification election for a top union donor at Trump’s casino in Atlantic City.

Please view the National Right to Work Foundation’s press release regarding Rep Andrew’s tampering with a union vote at Trump Plaza Casino at http://www.nrtw.org/b/nr_610.php

The National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) charge filed by the Foundation can be found online at http://www.nrtw.org/pdfs/news-release-docs/UAW-TrumpPlaza.pdf

You can also view NRTWLDF’s letter to the U.S. House of Representatives Ethics Committee requesting a formal investigation into Rep. Andrews’ actions at http://www.nrtw.org/pdfs/news-release-docs/Andrews%20Ethics%20Violations(full).pdf

If you have any questions, please contact Justin Hakes, Legal Information Director at the Foundation, at jah@nrtw.org or 1-800-336-3600.

So, there you go New Jersey. Keep voting for these Democrats and let the corruption continue!

Has anyone had a chance to see this??
My god, what does one make of this? Personally I don’t see the point in snorting anything let alone the remains of your father!! I mean come on, what the fuck is that about. I read this and then blacked out for a good 15 minutes. I still can’t believe it. First of all, what’s the thought process on that. “Hey, you know what would go good w/ my coke, my dad!!” Like, what. So now next month when I’m at the theater watching Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End I have to see this man and think, wow, he snorted his dad. Damnit Damnit Damnit. It’s bad enough that after alllllllll the amounts of coke and who knows what else he’s snorted and shot into him, but then to go and do something like this. And on top of it to fucking make it public. I’m at a loss….

Our good friend Garfield makes the same comments that we all think about while we’re dieting:

Garfield is good.

I am a huge fan of Garfield. So here is a Garfield cartoon that offers some commentary on the joy that pets can bring to a person (at least I think that’s the message):

Enjoy!