Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know what to say about this. In case you haven’t heard it, a man in London CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS. How does that thought even cross your mind? Damn it. It’s bad enough when you hear any type of strange story involving that part of a man, but my god, to terrorize a pizza place with a knife, only to then use it to cut your own johnson off I mean come on. Come on buddy. This guy needs some SERIOUS attention. I understand there are people who have mental problems, but I still don’t see how this thought can enter anyone’s mind. Cutting off your own penis? CUTTING IT OFF? Damn it Damn it Damn it. It’s mind-boggling. Poor bastard.