<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: Keith Richards Is Not Human</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.jerseysmarts.com/2007/04/03/keith-richards-is-not-human/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.jerseysmarts.com/2007/04/03/keith-richards-is-not-human/</link>
	<description>How to Survive in the Garden State</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7</generator>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
		<item>
		<title>By: Spades</title>
		<link>http://www.jerseysmarts.com/2007/04/03/keith-richards-is-not-human/comment-page-1/#comment-22</link>
		<dc:creator>Spades</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 16:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jerseysmarts.com/2007/04/03/keith-richards-is-not-human/#comment-22</guid>
		<description>Sorry Joe- I mistook all of the content on this site as being Joe's Gospel ;-)  I meant no insult, Brian.  Maybe I'm biased since I did score floor seats to the Stones conert last year for half of face value and was freakin 2 feet from Mick Jagger and the gang.  I mean honestly- wouldn't I have seen the ashes being vacuumed into his nasal cavitiy?  lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry Joe- I mistook all of the content on this site as being Joe&#8217;s Gospel ;-)  I meant no insult, Brian.  Maybe I&#8217;m biased since I did score floor seats to the Stones conert last year for half of face value and was freakin 2 feet from Mick Jagger and the gang.  I mean honestly- wouldn&#8217;t I have seen the ashes being vacuumed into his nasal cavitiy?  lol</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Joe</title>
		<link>http://www.jerseysmarts.com/2007/04/03/keith-richards-is-not-human/comment-page-1/#comment-19</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jerseysmarts.com/2007/04/03/keith-richards-is-not-human/#comment-19</guid>
		<description>This one wasn't one of mine, Spades.  This one was posted by Brian.

And by the way - Keith Richards is, in fact, the freak that Brian claims he is!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one wasn&#8217;t one of mine, Spades.  This one was posted by Brian.</p>
<p>And by the way - Keith Richards is, in fact, the freak that Brian claims he is!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Spades</title>
		<link>http://www.jerseysmarts.com/2007/04/03/keith-richards-is-not-human/comment-page-1/#comment-18</link>
		<dc:creator>Spades</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jerseysmarts.com/2007/04/03/keith-richards-is-not-human/#comment-18</guid>
		<description>Ahhhhhhhhh come onnnnnnnnnnn, Joe!  He was just kidding- that's all over the news too ;-)  His publicist issued a statement saying it was only an April Fools joke.  I mean honestly, do Keith seem like he'd actually do something so crazy?  You act like he got drunk and climbed a coconut tree and then fell out a while back.  Sheesh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahhhhhhhhh come onnnnnnnnnnn, Joe!  He was just kidding- that&#8217;s all over the news too ;-)  His publicist issued a statement saying it was only an April Fools joke.  I mean honestly, do Keith seem like he&#8217;d actually do something so crazy?  You act like he got drunk and climbed a coconut tree and then fell out a while back.  Sheesh!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>
