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Keith Richards Is Not Human

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Has anyone had a chance to see this??
My god, what does one make of this? Personally I don’t see the point in snorting anything let alone the remains of your father!! I mean come on, what the fuck is that about. I read this and then blacked out for a good 15 minutes. I still can’t believe it. First of all, what’s the thought process on that. “Hey, you know what would go good w/ my coke, my dad!!” Like, what. So now next month when I’m at the theater watching Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End I have to see this man and think, wow, he snorted his dad. Damnit Damnit Damnit. It’s bad enough that after alllllllll the amounts of coke and who knows what else he’s snorted and shot into him, but then to go and do something like this. And on top of it to fucking make it public. I’m at a loss….

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3 Responses to “Keith Richards Is Not Human”

Spades says:

April 5, 2007 at 10:36 am

Ahhhhhhhhh come onnnnnnnnnnn, Joe! He was just kidding- that’s all over the news too ;-) His publicist issued a statement saying it was only an April Fools joke. I mean honestly, do Keith seem like he’d actually do something so crazy? You act like he got drunk and climbed a coconut tree and then fell out a while back. Sheesh!
Joe says:

April 5, 2007 at 10:54 am

This one wasn’t one of mine, Spades. This one was posted by Brian.

And by the way - Keith Richards is, in fact, the freak that Brian claims he is!
Spades says:

April 6, 2007 at 12:18 pm

Sorry Joe- I mistook all of the content on this site as being Joe’s Gospel ;-) I meant no insult, Brian. Maybe I’m biased since I did score floor seats to the Stones conert last year for half of face value and was freakin 2 feet from Mick Jagger and the gang. I mean honestly- wouldn’t I have seen the ashes being vacuumed into his nasal cavitiy? lol