Have you ever been in traffic? I’m sure you have. You know when you’re in traffic and the car in front of you starts to slow down (also known as braking), what do you do? You also start to brake. Now, when that person stops, what do you do?? You also stop. So, how come when I’m still half asleep at quarter to 7 in the morning, driving to work, does some dickhead slam into me?? I’ll tell you why, because I was in Pennsylvania and noone in that fucking state can drive normal. What is wrong with people, slam on your goddamn brakes if you have to, that’s how you stop quickly, how you’re not supposed to stop is by slamming into the back of someone else.

So, thank you douschebag for hitting my car, thank you for making me have to wait for an hour and a half for the fucking towtruck to pick my car up, and thank you for making me sit in said tow truck for an hour while we were in the morning rush hour traffic going towards Philly. You suck.

The only saving grace is that the back of my car sustained far less damage than the front of his. Dickhead!