One of my fraternity brothers from our Seton Hall University chapter had the following away message up. It’s hilarious! Thank you Santi.

Today we salute you Mr. John Kerry voter. While others are at the polls making informed decisions about their candidates, you are relying on Michael Moore and Eminem for political advice. Yes. No. Maybe–The only thing we know for sure about Kerry is that he has three Purple Hearts [say it again now]. Sure George W. isn’t the most articulate public speaker, but he’s not scared of a football. So crack open an ice cold Coors Light, Democratic Douchebag, because the republicans have Four More Years!

Hahahahaha! I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.